Silly Animal Jokes
How do you start a teddy bear race?...........Ready, teddy, go!
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?..........Winnie the Pooh!
What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant? .....Swimming trunks!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?....A woolly jumper!
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a Kangaroo? ...Great big holes all over Australia!
What is a bear's favourite drink?.....Koka- Koala!
What is small, cute, cuddly, and purple?.........A Koala holding its breath!
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?? ...When you are a mouse!
What happens when a frogs car breaks down?... It gets toad away!
What kind of dog can tell the time?? ...A watch dog!
What did the vet call the sick pony?? ...A little hoarse....!
What do you call an elephant in a phone box?? ...Stuck, probably!
Why are elephants wrinkled? ...Would YOU like to try ironing one??
How can you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?? The Elephant has a better memory!
How do you start a teddy bear race?? ...Ready....Teddy....Go!!!!!
How do you get an elephand down from a tree?? Tell him to sit on a leaf and wait till Autumn...
What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool? ...She had mittens!
What do you call a gorilla who is wearing earmuffs??...Anything! He cannot hear you!!
Why did the rabbit go to the doctor?? ....He felt a bit jumpy!
Why do bears have fur coats?...They would look pretty silly in raincoats!!
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